crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 03, 2024

Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

by June 17, 2025

Get your HOG in, bol

When your bro about to fuck some cooter

She's into it bro. Get your hog in, bol

by Young Bol P December 11, 2019

hog habits

The practice of having numerous and risky sexual encounters , disregarding the consequences.

"Hog habits die hard son" -my dad on why he doesn't live with us anymore.

by wordmaster_clarence November 22, 2017

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Corn Hog

A penis with anal corn on it.

I made the bitch eat chipotle corn twice. First from a burrito then from my Corn Hog.

by Iggy4u November 22, 2022

hog light

JAKE GRILLS OF STIRLING RAWDON

JAKE GRILLS YOU ARE A HOG LIGHT CUNT

by Jewish kid January 22, 2024