Hitler itch

The itch you get right below your nose.Its appearance shows that hitler's evil spirit is possessing you.Only scratching it can get rid of the spirit.

*gets hitler itch*Zing Heil!*scratches it*hi

by the only real ninja here January 26, 2010

Hitler

A man who got 6 million kills in a single match, and then put a bullet in his own head just to save his kd. What a pussy.

You know that Hitler guy?
Yeah! What a pussy!

by Bxrlinn November 11, 2020

Hitler

Someone who has only half the sperm count due to him only having one testicle

Did you know that Hitler lost his left testy due to testicular cancer?

by FakeRileyReidniggas February 24, 2020

Hillsborough, California

Richest city in the SF bay area. I would say "if Palo Alto was Compton, Hillsborough would be Palo Alto," but even that doesn't stress how incredibly rich the place is. According to Wikipedia, it's the richest place in the US with at least 10000 people. The houses there are typically big enough to get lost in, literally. That's just the norm. The streets are absolutely silent. All anyone wants to do is hang in their giant mansion all day like they've been training their entire life to be shallow like that. The people there are also incredibly cold. If you get hit by a car there, you're dead. No one will help you unless you're a millionaire (most here are). In the same way that people have a skewed view of the world, that most people are their gender, even if they know mathematically it's not true, these people see most of the world as being millionaires (a title most everyone in the city has). They can't RELATE to us. Think PA is shallow? It's about 1000x worse in Hillsborough.

Here's my theory: if everyone with this mental disease that causes them only to care about money and never give them the desire to leave their house, their trophy of income, lives in the same place, they'll all be in their own separate houses as to not bother each other. If they lived in separate cities, ones where most people cared about the outside world, they would by bother by our noisy walking on the street. That's why the mentally diseased get to live in pure peace.

Guy: Some bad driver in PA got partway onto the sidewalk and hit me when I was walking downtown. My leg is broken now. About 40 people passed before someone asked if I was okay, 100 before someone helped me up.

Me: It could be much, much, much, much worse. We could be living in HILLSBOROUGH, CALIFORNIA!!!

Guy:DON'T EVEN GIVE ME THAT THOUGHT! I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES! I think just the thought of that made me lose all the testosterone in my body. We can't be friends anymore if you're going to put these awful images into our heads. This must be how it felt when MK Ultra beemed disturbing thoughts into their subject's head.

by LetMePertendThisNameIsCool June 18, 2011

The Hitler

The leaving of a shit stain on a girl's upper lip by first engaging in anal sex and then rubbing the shit on her upper lip.

I told that bitch to bend over to the front n touch her toes, then gave her the Hitler!

by Zim Zim and the magical Panda May 25, 2006

To Pull a Hitler (V.)

To disenfranchise or otherwise inconvenience a person of Jewish decent.

Just pull a Hitler and let Moskovitz catch the bus.

by Graham Pugh January 15, 2005

Hitler

A homosexual anti-semite/racist who gleefully committed genocide and started World War II

An inspiration for most of the Muslim world

What mohawked teenagers think their parents, teachers, local police officers and all authority figures are as bad as

Hitler bunged Himmler and then gassed 100,000 Hungarian Jews in one day.

Osama is like Hitler with more facial hair

Mom, stop being a Hitler, and let me go to the Avril concert, you fucking cunt.

"Hitler was a sensitive man," Anal Cunt song

by Assex 776 October 15, 2007