Greyhound Racer

This is simple. You chug a greyhound. It’s vodka and grapefruit juice. You have to use two straws and and Grey Goose vodka. It fucks you up.

Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 29, 2018

GreyHound

A bunch of mad eshay lads known as "greyhounds" are recognized for their dedication in plugging toilets, chucking fat burnouts in cars, and getting back to back to back wins. Some are extremely good at the video game and live in a crusty basement without being fed for 4-21 weeks. They love a good chin tickle and would die for a toe massage. If your not careful, they will kiss you right on the MOUTH. (no homo)

Look at how good at the video game and anorexic he is, he must be a GreyHound.

by GreyhoundChinTickler September 20, 2018

Greycie

The most gorgeous Italian greyhound that has ever and will ever exist. She loves to bask in the SoCal sun and eat things like lizards and shroomies. She’s tougher than you; practically invincible! She has a snaggle-tooth and you can see it in her pretty smile. She loves all people and all people love her too.

Greycie girl stop eating those mushrooms!

Never underestimate Greycie girl!

by lilglo November 2, 2018

GREYZY

Bound to the couch watching greys anatomy unable to do anything else.

Nothing got done today I was too greyzy

by Deathstalkr November 29, 2018

Greyhound

Similar to a Cougar or Bengal, a GREYHOUND is a woman aged 60-69 who seeks sex from younger men. While a Cougar is the same but aged 30-49. The breakdown of women chasing younger men is like this:

18-29 = THOT (or school teacher pedophile)
30-49 = Cougar
50-59 = Bengal
60-69 = Greyhound
70+ = oh dear gawd, let us not imagine it...

Nancy was such a hoe through her 40s because she loved male attention. Now that she's 60, instead of accepting the fact that her attractive days are long gone, she's gone full GREYHOUND and chases every younger man for the chance of being filled and thrilled once again.

by Felonious Gru February 24, 2019

Greyennial

Anyone born during or after 1964. You didn't grow up with technology, you invented it.

I wish there were some Greyennials in this office, we need someone wise with real experience of the world.

by GreyMattersNetwork June 17, 2019

Greydigger

Someone who gets into relationships mainly in order to exploit their partner’s willingness to labor, for instance by having said partner do chores the digger finds tedious.

“My girlfriend is awesome. I do all her homework for her and then we make out.”
“Bro you sure she ain’t a greydigger?”
“The fuck is that?”
“See above.”

by Gilbert Gilmore August 11, 2019