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Top Goblin

Someone who gives too agressive oral sex, including putting balls in their mouth. They will do anything to give head.
A went to take a shit and she swooped in. Becky is such a Top Goblin.
by KweefGurl April 15, 2022
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Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.
Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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Bobber goblin

Type of person who gives oral sex to many different men.
I can't believe you're dating her, she's a known bobber goblin.
by Harshdrummer April 20, 2022
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Cheddar Goblin

that Velvita was so good that it turned him into a Cheddar Goblin.
by tiffb0t December 28, 2020
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Crotch Goblin

A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.
The crotch goblin has been has been sleeping peacefully in its owner’s underwear.
by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021
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Rat goblin

A racial slur against the jewish
by SlangDecoder666 January 5, 2021
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dune goblin

that fuckin habibe over there is a dune goblin
by Getting top January 6, 2021
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