Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.

Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.

by jaggazoom November 11, 2017

rot pussy cum goblin

A woman in her early 30s who does meth and is passed around from dope boy to dope boy showers 1 to two times a month and if ask men ain't shit

That new bitch alyssa is a rot pussy cum goblin

by Alyssa's a hoe March 19, 2025

alc goblin

going to a party to steal alc and then leaving

“bro ashley is an alc goblin don’t invite her the the party”

by slump3d November 24, 2023

Goblin Maxxing

To max out one's inner goblin potential.

"Did you hear John is changing his name to Gobhn?"

"He must be Goblin Maxxing."

by Flatftw May 14, 2022

Goblin

Kingchickensandwich

Aman: That guy acts just like a goblin

by ILikeToColor July 20, 2022

gret goblin

A person who is a fiend for a gret (cig)

OMG, James will literally do anything for a gret. What a gret goblin.

by shrekisgay April 12, 2022

mean baby goblin

A younger brother who feeds on your leftovers

The mean baby goblin that lives in my house ate my donuts and drank my pepsi

by BubbyCat21 October 2, 2020