greaze

a verb meaning to do someone dirty.
For example, to tell your friend that you don't want to come to the party that you have to stay home becuase you have stuff around the house your mom is making you do.

Rahim greazed Eric last night when he didn't tell him about the party last night.

by MikeSal August 12, 2008

Greatestjournal

Awesome journal service, with MUCH more options than livejournal, such as image hosting, photo galleries, 1000 icons, etc. Most of the things you pay for on LJ are given for free on here (except the "name.journal.com").
Most commonly called "GJ"

Wow, GJ is so much better than LJ!

by Cow June 23, 2004

greased pig on crack

mad,insane. A grade one window licker.

that bird who played lois lane is as mad as a greased pig on crack

by mad dog February 25, 2004

greasy

adjective/expression to describe someone who is...

..flirty (?)
..kinda cheesy (?)

- saying corny things all the time to woo girls;
- acting or talking in a sexually suggestive way;
- "smooth operator" , being someone who always knows the right thing to say

~ quoted from BlockB's BBC World Camp Teaser ~
Kyung: I will work with our so pretty BBC.
*he smiles at camera*
Jaehyo: Is there a kissing scene?
Kyung: A kiss scene? Won’t I have to look into that?
*smiles again at the camera*

( Kyung is being "greasy" here :P )

by bbc fangirl July 25, 2012

The greatest pleasure a women could give to a man

I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.

pipe (dick)

by lovely June 23, 2004

greased lightning

Someone or something incredibly fast

When he heard you were coming, he left like greased lightning.

by Light Joker October 20, 2005

greasing the bishop

To masturbate

Johnny's mom walked in on him while he was greasing the bishop.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004