Gloryteller

Someone who feels the need to respond to a story that you told with a similar story of their own, except that their version is more extreme, and potentially false.

When I told Frank about meeting a celebrity over the weekend, he decided to then share his experience about when he saved David Duchovny's life in Aspen last year. That guy is such a Gloryteller

by ABSeez September 5, 2007

Gloystein

Defined as an elite German family. Many Gloysteins now reside in the United States in places such as Nebraska and Kansas.

The Gloystein's own you.

by gloygirl October 23, 2008

glouk

Glouk is sperm that leaks out of one's anus after anal sex.

A: hey did you see the stain on jesica's pants today?

B: yeah man, i think it might be some glouk

by Running Rabbit607958 February 24, 2009

Globocall

A telemarketing call conducted by a bank of operators in a (third world) country as an attempt to rival the annoyance of the Robocall but with a personal touch and presumably without adding cost.

A good Globocall is characterized by any of the following: severe phoneline static, several seconds of latency, a caller with an essentially incomprehensible accent, and of course a caller that clearly has no idea where you are or what you may be doing at the time of these always inconvenient calls.

I'm sure glad we outsourced our super annoying telemarketing campaign. Those Globocallers are much more sympathetic than the machines. Too bad they sound like they are 300 ft under water, or in an elevator, or both.

by pr1234 January 26, 2010

gloomshine

The glow of your desktop monitor that fatigues your eyes, especially when the sun is shining bright outside.

This gloomshine has me down. Can't we just go outside and enjoy some sunshine?

by Hellow_Moto May 28, 2010

glorfunk

An exclamation used only for the most epic and awesome occasions. These life altering experiences will and can only affect the nearby in profoundly positive ways!

Longtime sweethearts, Sten and Sarah are getting married! Glorfunk!

by Barbecuedanteatr July 7, 2010

Glooser

A better name for people who like Glee.

Girl/Gay Boy: Glee is on tonight!!!
Other Person: Glooser.

by lolmyfaceisonfire January 20, 2011