Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hellow

abraham aim

The art of jumping off of a bench with a boner and landing in a vagina.

Wes was thinking about he was going to Abraham aim his girlfriend, but he forgot his Viagra, and the evening was ruined.

Merch

A man who may be gay but doesn't overtly show it...somewhere between experimental and metrosexual.

Kyle said he liked women, but his condo had way too much art and chick flicks to be just metrosexual. Kyle is definetely experimetro.

Merch

The glow of your desktop monitor that fatigues your eyes, especially when the sun is shining bright outside.

This gloomshine has me down. Can't we just go outside and enjoy some sunshine?

Merch