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Ball Fart

When you squeeze your asscheeks together while farting, the air is focred downward and through the side of your balls. Awesome noise.
Hey dude, you wanna have a Ball Fart contest?
by Themadhatter October 17, 2003
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inside fart

When you have gas and can't let it out...usually due to the fact that you are in a public place...the fart then goes back into your stomach rather than out your anus - most often resulting in an awkward noise.
Man I was in class today and I had to fart, but there was this hot chick sitting next to me so I had to inside fart instead. Turns out it was so quiet she heard it anyway and gave me a disgusted look.
by phil-will March 21, 2010
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Heated Fart

A fart that is significantly hotter than most farts and smell putred, sometimes resulting in a burning sensaton upon the anus. This phenomenon is caused by a chemical reaction in the intestinal tract from the fermentation of certain foods. The foods that can cause this are usually considered unhealthy, such as American style McDonald's, Wendy's, and many other fast food chains. This is usually causes defecation with the same effects, which is believed to be the origin of the phrase "Steaming pile of shit." These farts are highly flammable even more so than normal ones. Please do not light a match near the rectum when this situation occurs, for it will cause a fairly large explosion and may worsen the burning sensation.
Man, "OUCH."
Dude, "What?"
Man "I just released a heated fart."
Dude, "Well you shouldn't have eaten all those cheeseburgers."
Man, *Sigh.
(Body collapses)
Man, "You O.K. Dude?"
by Uruugh January 22, 2015
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lumpy fart

A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.
Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.
by hoho223 February 13, 2010
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diddly-farting

Noah, Brent, Amanda, Christa, and Josh were diddly-farting around today in the food court.
by acds April 10, 2012
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smeagle fart

the act of farting so horrendous that it smells like raw fish and big foots dick covered in Rosie O'Donnell yeast from a smelly yeast infection resulting in a permanent smell stain on any object you have sat on.
erik smeagle farted in my room the other day. It still fucking smelled the next day where he was sitting

max smeagled in his new pj's, mom had some cleaning up to do....
by igluedmyanus November 12, 2011
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Samurai Fart

The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.
Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!

Jim: What?

Alexis: *Farts*

Jim: WTF was that?

Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart
by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
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