When you eat so much food that your new fat face puts too much pressure on your eyes that it create a natural tear. Only Realizing then that you shouldn't have gone all in on the bottomless nachos.
by Captain Tom Awesome August 27, 2016
Get the Fat Tear mug.Veronica:Dude... Did you see Wallace's Fat Jess?
Georgia: No?...
Veronica: That's a shame... it was MASSIVE ;)
Georgia: No?...
Veronica: That's a shame... it was MASSIVE ;)
by Lady Naked September 20, 2011
Get the Fat Jess mug.Being 5'8" and weighing over 240 pounds, Vince said he was, "Fat-Tigued" after playing basketball for nearly an hour.
by v1slick April 27, 2010
Get the Fat-Tigued mug.A common Character found in Hentai and Ecchi anime, this character is a grossly overweight male that is usually seen fucking the cute main character. Fat Bastard is not limited to straight hentai, and can be found in a number of gay/yaoi Animes/Hentais.
he is also a character from the Austin powers movies.
he is also a character from the Austin powers movies.
"So I was watching this Hentai, right"
"Yeah?"
"And there he was!"
"Who?"
"Fat bastard! He always shows up. Totally kills the mood."
"Yeah, I feel you."
"Yeah?"
"And there he was!"
"Who?"
"Fat bastard! He always shows up. Totally kills the mood."
"Yeah, I feel you."
by Cozy dog April 22, 2021
Get the Fat Bastard mug.clothes you change into after after a humongous meal, like Thanksgiving, because you've eaten too much, your clothes are tight, and you feel fat.
by caliwindow November 27, 2009
Get the fat clothes mug.In the early days of the Internet, one common email that was circulated involved a list of increasingly bizarre, misogynistic sex acts with obscure names. These invariably involved the degradation of the female participant in the alleged sex act (the actual occurrence of which remains highly suspect). For example, the "Dirty Sanchez".
The time has come for men to have a taste of their own medicine. Something equally disgusting, humiliating and degrading.
The Fat Angie.
Capitalizing on every man's dream of a threesome, you and at least one of your friends get the guy alone and far enough along in the process. At which point you blindfold him and swap out two or more mordidly obese women who service him. When he finishes and takes off his mask . . one of the subs says, "You've been Fat Angied."
The time has come for men to have a taste of their own medicine. Something equally disgusting, humiliating and degrading.
The Fat Angie.
Capitalizing on every man's dream of a threesome, you and at least one of your friends get the guy alone and far enough along in the process. At which point you blindfold him and swap out two or more mordidly obese women who service him. When he finishes and takes off his mask . . one of the subs says, "You've been Fat Angied."
"I met this total obnoxious jerk at a bar the other night. Liz and I went back with him to his hotel and gave him a Fat Angie."
by Don Macaulay December 28, 2016
Get the Fat Angie mug.Invisible layer of fat used by hookers during the wintertime to shield them from the elements while wearing little or no clothing (see "school of tuna").
While turning tricks on a cold West Virginia night, Suzie used her invisible layer of hooker-fat to keep her warm.
by J.P. Poole February 26, 2008
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