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east brunswick

a town in central jersey consisted of the following groups of kids; jews, catholics, nonjews, noncatholics, emo kids, fake emo kids, preps, stoners, wiggers, gangsters, mall rats, & geeks, nerds, & losers. too many people dye their hair black, go to the mall on friday, make up gangs, and smoke pot. its made of rich and poor kids all who steal their parents money for either the mall or weed. there is nothing to do in this town and everyone knows it. it has the most fucked up school system and when you try to explain to outside people what school you're in or going to, no one ever understands so you just look like a complete idiot. most of the girls are sluts but some are also prude. the guys are pretty much all dicks or they're too shy/emo to function. everyone will agree in the end that its a pretty boring fucked up town.
kid: you from east brunswick yo?
eb kid: yeah, ill be at the mall on friday if you wanna meet up.
kid: yeaaaaa sure.
by arthur morris September 3, 2007
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East Catholic

God's center for the rich majority snobs who wear Chanel tshirts to lacrosse practice, wear Coach backpacks, parade around in Louis Vuitton sandals, drive brand new BMWs yet don't have jobs, hang out with nuns, pray the rosary, can't differentiate between their hair color and highlights because they've been mixed in so well since they were 2, spend their time in the cancer box on a daily basis,pray before 3rd period every single day, get a Tiffany's ring for receiving a "A" on the Spanish 1 test on colors, own Dunkin Donuts, a family deli, or a grocery store, purchase and name practice gyms by the dozen (with a complimentary trainer's office and team room), pretend to ROCK THE FIELD at sports (or sometimes ACTUALLY rock the field at sports), get a day off every time a nun sneezes, have library shelves full of Catholic Encyclopedias, think they are rebels by wearing CLOGS or not tucking in their shirts (OH NO!), and love God...all the time, and believe they are the ULTIMATE shit.
kid 1:"East Catholic? Isn't that that little prison on the hill...with one driveway that no one can get into by 7:40 every morning?"
kid 2:"Yeah! Do you like my new Uggs, Coach bag, fake tan, Tiffany's necklace, and professionally filled manicure?!"
kid 1:"Oh my GOD, I'm so jealous, I wish I went to East Catholic. LET'S GO READ THE BIBLE!!!"
by anonymous947509437589 November 7, 2006
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eastoid

People who call westerners westoids, but are living in absolute shit holes (balkans) and are usually poor, and or just living in Asia with the same conditions.
Bob : That Bosnian guy just called me a westerner
Kyle : Says the Eastoid living in a metal container in the outskirts of Bosnia, without a good enough pay to keep their house, having to sell his children, and just being a literal retard in general.
Bob : what the fuck
by اقتلني May 31, 2022
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Easy going

Someone who is easy to get along with and talk to. Typically a stoner or an occasional weed smoker.
Dude 1
"Hey man, I slept with your mom last night.... sorry.

Dude 2
"No worries man." *Takes a hit off a phat boy.*

Dude 1
"Wow... your easy going dude"
by WhiteSugar July 26, 2009
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easy on the eye

His daughter was easy on the eye but his sister was not much to look at.
by The Return of Light Joker April 3, 2010
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Eastern Europe

The Eastern half of Europe, as the name states, which contains about half of the European countries. Not to be mistaken with Western Europe.
Wow, I thought I bought a train ticket for Western Europe, but here I am, in Eastern Europe! Oops!
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East Rockaway

1.) n. The little town bordering Lynbrook that no one has ever heard of. It's a square mile big and is populated with about 10,000 people. In which all can kick oceanside pussies' asses.

2.) n. The definition of drugs. Everyone does them. No one hates them.
1.) Boy: yo did you hear about the fight between erock and oside?

Girl: Not gonna be much of a fight. Erock kicks ass.

2.) Dude, i just went to East Rockaway, and man do they know how to party!
by MR. ILL April 26, 2011
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