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Independent Drinker 

1. Instead of being labeled an alcoholic for drinking without occasion or company, call yourself an Independent drinker because it sounds so much better.
2. The opposite of a social drinker. You drink because you love it, not because of the social aspect.

I came up with this work 2 nights ago when drunk dialing a girl who thought i was an alcoholic for drinking alone. I used the word and wondered if I had ingeniously came up with a new word. I searched on urban dictionary and the word was no where to be found.
I'm not an Alcoholic... I'm an Independent Drinker.

Drinkers Closet

The name given to a bed when you’re drunk and do your best to get stripped beneath the sheets.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.
Ken- Man I was so smashed last night, I tried to get undressed in my drinkers closet but I lost the battle and fell asleep half way through.
Drinkers Closet by KEJIAN March 4, 2009

drinkstigator 

the drunk in the group who initiates more drinking
Person 1: "Dude, I'm hammed, you need to drink some more".

Person 2: "You are such a drinkstigator!"
drinkstigator by cmike October 3, 2010

Drinking demons 

The horrible shaking feeling and often restless nightmarish sleep that occurs following long weekends of drinking.
I couldn't sleep at all last night, after that bachelor party in Vegas the drinking demons were really chasing me last night.
Drinking demons by dmozealous January 4, 2011

dink shrinker 

A pair of pajamas so unattractive (for example: baggy flannel pajamas) that they make the male penis shrivel back inside, preventing an erection from occurring.
Yo girl, I was just ready to get my freak on until you changed into those ugly ass dink shrinkers.
dink shrinker by BigAsh&LJ November 8, 2013

bud dink'd 

to be incredibly drunk, high or both to the point where you slur like Mr. Dink from the cartoon Doug Funny. phrase was coined by Fins Up.
fngzz: yo, is skylar okay?
matty: yeah dude, he's just bud dink'd right now.. leave 'em alone.
bud dink'd by mattyfinsup December 16, 2008