Upper Decker

The Act of taking a shit in the Upper Tank of the toilet as a prank.

I JUST LEFT THEM A UPPER DECKER!!!

by DaddyFatSizzles April 14, 2011

Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker

A girl or woman that drags her teeth down the shaft of your sausage! Usually a super annoying immature girl who you just invite over because she lets you dump your nuts in her box! Often! Typically only good for pumping semen into her various holes. 'She ain't picky'! Because when it comes to her going down on you, She'll put more marks on your "lil-man" than a cheese grater would to a block of parmesan! The second most worthless individual in the history of people! A dumb enough girl to not quite get the fact that when her teeth slide down the shaft of your rod, it is an unpleasant feeling for the guy!But yet you keep her on as a call girl, so to speak, She would do anything for you! Devotion is her strongest quality, She is everything in a lover you could ever ask for, Except she never learned the art of head!

Wow, Clara went down on me last week, who'd of known she's such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker, It felt like I stuck my cock in a professional grade meat grinder! & she turned it on & walked off! Such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker!

by Hammitch July 31, 2016

National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day

June 26 is National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day were you would go and deck them in the head it will only be valid if June 26 is last day of school

Mike: why did you deck maya in the head
Kingston: because it’s National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day
Mike: oh ok

by lil_day_day June 17, 2019

Man On Deck

When you have a large bowel movement ready to emerge at any moment.

I can't have anal sex with you tonight because I have a man on deck.

by CindyDavis March 13, 2011

Deece

Short and sweet way of saying 'decent' when describing something amazing/ cool/ great/ incredible

Boy 1: have you heard the new a state of trance year mix??

Boy 2: yeah bro its fucking deece!!

by Jaznn Le December 27, 2014

on deck

About to have sex with someone.

Mark was on deck with Bill before Charlie beat him to first base.

by Kerl lozl August 8, 2004

Deek

1. nickname for DQ or Drama Queen
2. complete psycho bitch who goes beserk when she doesnt get her way
3. attention whore

deek didnt get to be a teachers helper and got all butthurt

by Shiirow April 27, 2008