David 

David is…
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!

David: what the fuck is that!
Ricky: it’s a homeless girl masturbating

David by Poopsie68 July 25, 2025

David 

A David is a trickster. Dont believe anything he says. Probably rapes children.

This is about David Bazuki.

David by FemboyFur777 August 29, 2025

david 

big fat kid who has a bad haircut and loves sleeping with his mom justin timberlake is a show brand

david has a big forehead

david by ireally100percentagree September 18, 2025

david

The word "david" is totally not a codeword for "jew" and totally does not originate from "the star of david" because that would be anti-semetic and saying anything negative towards jews can get you thrown in jail.

(not allowed to use the word "david" as an example because it would be hate speech)

david by llVIU October 12, 2025

David

A pretty cool guy who plays the guitar and loves to run two mans from Monday thru Friday, and is easy going guy. HE IS EASY!

Aw Man, I really wanted to go on a two man with David but it's saturday.

David by araki. November 6, 2025

David

David is the nicest and coolest person in the world with the most obscure collection of physical media. Ask him about anything music related. He is Gaby’s boyfriend and the best boyfriend. Who else would drive 6 hours for just a hug and kiss? He’s a little strange. Happy Valentine’s Day <3

David play some of that James Ferraro

David by Gaby J February 8, 2026

David

Extremely good looking
Amazing hair
Can be a massive dick.
I fucking hate you, but I also miss you like a bitch.

Girl 1: ooo he's hot
Girl 2: I know. he's David

David by Abcdefg, MK March 22, 2026