donkey coke

When a dumbass buys baking soda when they think it's cocaine.( Usually a dumb bitch)

That dumbass Sarah bought 5 kg. of fucking donkey coke.......DUMBASS!!!

by D.CHUCK October 10, 2008

Donkey stick

A penis of not less than 12 inches.

Marci, how was your date last night? It was awful, Geronimo pulled out the donkey stick and beat me with it. I haven't been able to sit down all day.

by alienevil December 20, 2008

Donkey Punch

The non-sexual form of Donkey Punch. Getting in a fight and throwing an inhumanly hard right cross, giving the other individual serious or even permanent brain damage.

"Bro, I got in a fight with Robbie yesterday and Donkey Punched after he pushed me. Now I have a court date and a fucking medical bill.

by The Spicy Memer May 20, 2017

donkey balls

chocolate covered balls

Lets go get some donkey balls!ummmmmmmmmm.

by haley erika barrtvedtt January 12, 2009

donkey dick

To goof off, procrastinate, stall, or waste time.

Quit donkey dicking around.

If you hadn't been donkey dicking around, you would've been done in fifteen minutes- not an hour.

by gameoverDude September 1, 2005

Donkey Fluff

Computer hardware that has been orphaned inside a large company, but which nobody will throw away for fear that it belongs to someone else.

When they fired the entire shell team, the print server became donkey fluff.

by Erin Corliss June 5, 2003

Donkey Punch

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

Blue donkey punched Feryn and she split her chin open on the washer!

by BBICE420 March 30, 2016