A dildo is a man whose new, chilled out manner is disappointing to his friends because the grasp of a woman has him by the balls.
Synonyms: weiner, puntz

Has anyone seen him recently, he’s such such a dildo now.

by Lady Tasty September 30, 2023

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natural dildo

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who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos

by hiraeth.13 April 22, 2021

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Dildo

You jam a chunk of plastic in your hole you idiot.

Hym "Women will fuck a dildo and then throw a party with all their friends about it. What are those called? Something-passion party? The pyramid scheme? This is why nobody give a shit about rape."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2024

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Dildo Sandals

Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.

So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.

by Big Dick Dom February 23, 2014

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