Condom

Something that Mexicans don’t know how to put on

Juan: “Maria, how do I use a condom?” Maria: “I don’t fucking know just rawdog it

by The Elder Council February 25, 2024

Condom smoker

It when u us the cum in the condom to smoke.

Dam bro u smoke the duck outta the cum u condom smoker

by Duskfuxker March 22, 2024

condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024

Condevered

To bring into one's possession .to claim ownership over a physical thing or item. (Example :I condevered a gold watch from the neighbors jewelry box with out them noticing .)

I condevered a gold watch from the neighbors jewelry box with out them noticing .

by Alisin Wanderland May 18, 2024

condew

its where you put mountain dew in a condom and slap a girls face with it

i just condewed that bitches face so hard

by bigdisme123766 May 19, 2024

Condom

Something that your parents forgot to use

Person 1 : “ fuck you ! “
Person 2 : “ your parents don’t want you ! Too bad the condom fucking snapped ! “

by Kamari 🎀 June 4, 2024

Condom breaker

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

"The condom breakers stole our wood"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"

by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024