COLUMBUS GUYS

Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.

Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...

by St Brendan April 26, 2019

Columbian Lollipop

A condom filled with cocaine that is inserted into ones anus.

He was busted at the airport for having 5 Columbian lollipops.

by Sparky Nelson April 30, 2019

columbian rocket pop

When a guy dips his dick into a bag of coke and a girl sucks it off

Last night I got a Columbian rocket pop. It kinda reminded me of the time I got a Peruvian snow cone.

by The Columbiano June 8, 2019

Column Effect

When you’re charged more for home repairs or anything when someone sees that you have columns on your house.

When the contractor gave us an estimate for a job, it was 20% more just because of the column effect.

by Brook Byrnes September 5, 2019

Columbian White Russian

White Russian with coffee

I’m in the mood for a Columbian White Russian.

by Sweatpants queen November 2, 2019

Columbusing

When you see a new meme on Facebook or insta or something and you claim it as yours.
Aka you "discover" a new meme and save it to your phone.

Me: *sees a new meme that i like*

Me: "Yes I am Christopher Colombus and I'm Columbusing this meme thank you"

*saves meme to phone never to be seen again*

by broyledbroccoli November 8, 2019

Columbian Cumfart

When i guy blows cocaine through a straw in a girls asshole, then gives her an anal creampie, waits for the girl to make a cumfart bubble and let it pop on your face to get high.

I got tired of just snorting lines off of strippers asses so I made her do a Columbian Cumfart! It was awesome but I think i have pink eye....

by Winterfart69 November 23, 2019