Cold Carl

When you get schooled by a retard.

Mechanic: "Can you figure out why this lawnmower won't start up? We've tried everything."

Retard: "It ain't got no gas in it."

Mechanic's friend: "Damn you just got a Cold Carl!"

by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009

cold lamping

When a woman is wet washing your cock with warm saliva and then blows on your saliva slathered member, giving you a refreshing cool feeling.

She cold lamped me right after deep throating me.

by jaz October 28, 2004

cold hard cash

when you got a brick of hundred dollar bills hidden in the freezer.

Antonio: aye homie, you got any pizza in the freezer I can take home?
Asif: no holmes, just some cold hard cash.

by rhodeislandreptilian November 26, 2013

COLD SALMON (faj)

Someone who is fridgid and wont do anything with their bitch.

Faj, AKA... Derek Rempel

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003

Cold Turkey

turkey that has been sitting out to long and has become cold. duh! assfuckers

or has been sitting in the fridge.

Buck:Hey John, are you eating Cold Turkey?
John:Yes, this is cold turkey.

by AJL,. the cool man dgjihdg December 8, 2006

cold cock

when one is led to believe there will be a sexual encounter and then it quickly dissipates.

After we made out in her parents car she straight cold cocked me and left me at the park.

by smoovey September 5, 2007

cold cocked

Pitt football

Pitt University has an ongoing reputation of getting cold cocked in bowl games.

by Maaadman July 5, 2009