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Attention Cock

The art of gaining a member of the opposite sex's attention by depraving them of attention thus resulting in sexual activity.
This normally takes place in a club / bar or a social setting.
"I went to the club last night and I used the attention cock on Sarah, she fell for it hook, line and sinker!"
by Kingbiller September 6, 2009
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Lawn Cocks

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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cock bake

At least 4 dudes in one small space.
Upon entering an ice house with 5 dudes in occupancy, one may exclaim: Jesus fucking christ its hot in here! What is this? A cock bake!?
by chuggie-ya July 16, 2014
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smooth cocking

a variation of smooth talking, however, this form of talking comes from the cock region with a more sexual manner
John's remarkable ability in smooth cocking is the reason he is so successful with the ladies
by The Junk September 30, 2008
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Cocking the Shotgun

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.
Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"
by lawnman7 July 18, 2012
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Cock Cage

My wife locked me in a Cock Cage.
by Minecraftfan5610 May 2, 2021
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Cock Handshake

The "cock handshake" is how the modern man introduces himself to a woman online. When men no longer rely on their wit and personality to woo a woman and succumbs to just showing her a picture of his cock to say hello!

A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
Hi I am a single white female seeking a nice, fun loving man to share some quality time with. Send me an email with a picture and let's see if we have a match.

Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
by aimme dudevant July 4, 2012
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