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Cando Crosscut

When two gentlemen use both ends of an open ended pocket pussy simultaneously without touching wieners with one hand on the others shoulder and direct eye contact.
They couldn’t decide whose turn it was to use the pocket pussy first so they compromised on the Cando crosscut.
by Cross-cut October 25, 2023
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Candymas

A holiday commemorating Candy's birth, traditionally celebrated on December 27 by all good, haute, pretty, handsome, and sexy bitches. A day to celebrate the beauty, heart, and wonderfulness that Candy brings to the world.
(1) We had a very happy Candymas this year. (2) Candymas is the best time of year. (3) Candymas is the only relevant holiday. (4) Cheers to Candymas!
by keriberi December 19, 2023
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candymas

a day for champagne shit, typically celebrated on December 27
can't wait for candymas
by keriberi December 27, 2023
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Condom Cowl

A cowl that makes Red Robin's head look like he's wearing a condom.
"His suit has a Condom Cowl!"
by TimDunk January 7, 2024
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Condom breaker

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived
The condom breakers stole our wood

*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker
by Steeeeve2 February 5, 2024
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Condom hummus

Memeified version of "condemn Hamas" - origination of this meme may be attributed to Twitch streamer Hasanabi and his chat. So many chatters kept on condemning Hamas that after saying it and hearing it so many times, it slowly devolved into condom hummus.
Hasan: Chatter, I am and have always condemned Hamas!
Random chatter: CONDOM HUMMUS KEKW hasL
by ~FD3~ November 12, 2023
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Condom

Shit my condom lemme go get it real quick then we'll make sex with no mistakes~
by uhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuuuuhuhuhuhuhuh December 2, 2023
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