cum crystals

Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps

Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em

by Soni_trailblazer September 14, 2023

Heart cum

When something or someone makes you happy enough for your heart to cum (because you’re so excited)

Gerard way in a tuxedo makes my heart cum.

by Silly_poots August 4, 2020

Cum Rodent

A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.

Bro 1: Yo, down for some Cum Rodent?
Bro 2: Sure, but let's make it quick

by Twentylynx July 22, 2018

cum in a can

sperm trapped in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can

by austin simar July 11, 2019

Cum Buildup

Basically When You Haven’t Masturbated Or Had Sex For A While

Ben, Was Looking At Porn And Had Cum Buildup

by Xmantra May 2, 2019

Cum satchel

A loose womans vagina

Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel

by themellonchef February 7, 2018

Cum Guitar

When 3 or more guys cum on a guitar and the last one to do so must play a flawless rendition of Led Zeppelins' "Stairway To Heaven" without missing any notes.

Example 1:
Chris: Hey man what's wrong?
Matt: Lost at cum guitar and it really

sucks

Example 2:

Grant: Hey dude what are you doing later?
Tucker: Me and a couple guys are playing cum guitar if you want to cum.

by A touch of gray Yurd April 7, 2016