closetable

When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.

"Dude that Kristen chick is definitely closetable."

by Porno Joe February 15, 2005

clonetard

someone who clones someone else in every aspect of life, and takes every piece of that to the extreme.

aka. John Judge

Shut up, your such a clonetard!

by bryan October 14, 2004

closed loop relationship

An intimate relationship of common understanding and agreement among three individuals, usually where two persons are married or similarly bound; where individuals may be heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual; and, where all individuals remain faithful and exclusive to each other.

Unlike a ménage à trois, a closed loop relationship ("clr") is typically a long-term relationship that involves a third individual as a functioning, participating partner. Also unlike a ménage à trois, intimacy is not the sole motivation and serves as complement to the relationship. Individuals in a clr may live together, though this is not typical. At the fringes of a clr is the situation where one participant is a committed participant in another relationship, such as being married.

by thraipse July 23, 2010

Closed relationship

A relationship where two people agree that they want to be together and are together already but not officially(with labels) and promise that they wont see other people. This is commonly promised during unofficial relationships.

More towards a promise for staying together in their relationship till the end.

Defined as a promise

Jacob: What are we then?
Jeelay: We're in a closed relationship, its the opposite of an open relationship
Jacob: Okay..promise?
Jeelay: Promise.

by Chiyen November 21, 2016

that was a close one

It means, almost.

is an english saying. If you are CLOSE to getting caught by someone or hit by something but you don't actually get hit or caught you say "that was a close one" so if someone threw a ball at you and it was about to hit you but it didn't and you dodged it you would then use the term "that was a close one"

by Galuzzina September 20, 2016

Lil Wayne the closeted HOMOwner

Lil Wayne is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.

Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Lil Wayne the closeted HOMOwner in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??

by the jester of all jesterers February 10, 2010

closetsnog

Noun

A friend (usually one of the opposite sex) who is always hanging out with you that they might as well just be living in the closet in your room. This is not to be used towards an annoying friend who you don't like spending time with but is there anyway. In stead it is used to describe a cute, loveable friend who is always there for you when you need them, willing to shower you with affection and of course the occasional snog.

Guy 1: Man...she spends too much time with you...is she mooching? Doesn't annoy the shit out of you?
Guy 2: Naw she's a total closetsnog...and a great kisser too.

by Snoggy May 8, 2005