Captain Custard

A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.

Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.

by JR!5 July 3, 2014

Captain phillips Bj

When she's about to give you head but tells you "I am the captain Now" and proceeds to bite your dick and collect all hear belongings and leaves

I taught him a lesson after I captain Phillips BJ him.

by Americandude9999 December 2, 2016

Capitulate

To insincerely concede in a pointless argument, in spite of a perfectly valid counterpoint or factual assertion

After hours of disputing her account of what she'd said & when, he finally just decided to capitulate, as it was clear the actual events had no bearing on her side of the story.

by T.L.Slackmaster June 18, 2018

Captain Picard

Another way to describe a womans genital area that has been shaved

"So you finally got a piece of Ashley, huh? She take care of things down there or what?"

"Yeah she does...100% Captain Picard"

by Cgjawz June 17, 2021

J Captain

The captain of j cats (jail/prison term for a mentally unstable person).

"look at all those j cats in front of that house. The one with no shirt on is the J Captain!"

"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"

j cat j captain mental insane 51/50

by Crisk0ch August 30, 2012

Ride Captain Ride

A gang-bang where the receiving participant enjoys 73 men, preferably sailors, and rides their way into history. Especially enjoyed in San Francisco; receiver often male.

Slutty Mushroom Girl: "Oh I can barely walk today!"

Anal Emma: "Why?"

Slutty Mushroom Girl: My bf talked me into doing a Ride Captain Ride this weekend."

by HAFSNT December 9, 2012

Accounts Capital

the Accounts capital is the account of which autistic people refer to as their bank account for their imaginary business, this is commonly used when autistic people try to brag about their income, you can often hear this word being used by upcoming douche tubers and people who play weeb rhythm games e.g. love live school idol festival.

yo man I be making bulk cash on my Accounts Capital.
What is up guys its ya boy pussyslayerxxx here and im back again to sell merch and make that accounts capital booooys

by MR_POPO_NUT September 13, 2018