This can’t be real..

A question being used when in a situation where it feels like a dream, or when the person saying it is in denial. They say it to try to reassure themselves

Doctor: Your sister died.
Person: this can’t be real..

by Idontthinkimokanymore February 21, 2023

You can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler

A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.

person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!

by aaaREDaaa June 14, 2023

We can't walk but we can like WALK

when a place is within walking distance but you can't be fucked walking

we should go to ruby's house instead because we can't walk but we can like WALK to the shops

by bbobjerryyy11 September 24, 2023

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

Guys I can’t stop pooping

Go to a docktor pls, I lov yoiu

Guys I can’t stop pooping I think I’m dying from poopy

by Swiftfoul20 September 9, 2020

you sound like you can’t swim

A phrase that teenage girls use on TikTok as an insult. It means you are immature. (In reality whoever uses this phrase is the immature and unfunny one).

A- I don’t want to wear makeup and paint my nails.
B- OMG you sound like you can’t swim

by ENDL3SS December 22, 2020

National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day

May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.

A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.

by chyler823 May 7, 2021