clothin

to lie or cover up the truth

man : “i swear i’m not talking to anyone else except you” girl : “quit clothin, i know you’re talking to jessica”

by liltayisanicon January 20, 2020

Cloud Boot Jar

Verb). The act of farting into a jar, sealing with a lid, and making said jar run for President.

If the Democrats want a viable candidate, they can’t just Cloud Boot Jar a nominee into existence.

by Nimtich February 3, 2020

Clown Husbandry

The cultivation, breeding, and care of clowns, usually partaken by those on Tumblr.

My mom started to get into clown husbandry recently, now we have a jester running around in the back yard.

by DeepthroatDaddy September 30, 2020

cloutage

When you simply have too much clout, you enter a state of "cloutage"

since I have so many followers, I have ascended to a new level of "cloutage".

by Zeggs June 8, 2021

clomorrow

Portmanteau of "class" and "tomorrow." Clomorrow typically refers to an academic or classroom setting, but can be used for any regularly scheduled meeting.

See "Clasterday" for "class" and "yesterday."

We have homework due clomorrow.

I'll be out clomorrow, can I get your notes later?

by PineapplePizza117 February 21, 2022

ClosedAI

Used to describe the transformation of OpenAI from a non-profit to a for-profit entity, highlighting the shift away from its original stances on open collaboration and transparency.

Elon, what are you going to name the new research lab? Please name it ClosedAI, and then actually make it open source and non-profit.

by Reavery February 28, 2023

Leadfoot Clothesline

Leadfoot Clothesline occurs when the driver of a vehicle has to break suddenly at a high to moderate speed. Concerned for the safety of the passenger riding shotgun the driver thinks that in the event the seatbelt fails, or you are not wearing one. They believe they will be able to prevent you from hitting your face off the dashboard or being ejected from the car entirely nulling the laws of motion and momentum, using only but one fully extended right arm. This will always result in a back hand to the chest, neck or face and an immediate apology.

"I guess you didn't see that car pull out, thanks for trying to save me with the leadfoot clothesline but now my chest hurts."

by Richkjak November 28, 2009