Branca Burn

When a lawyer delivers a burning one-liner that makes low testosterone prosecutors cry in frustration and reconsider their life choices.

Example of a Branca Burn: Mathew Frank didn't exactly rush to provide first aid to Erin Eldrige's cross of Kim Potter

by Locnav December 17, 2021

burn the garf

To “burn the garf” is to mess up badly. A big screw up.

Person 1: “I can’t believe you forgot to bring your passport on the trip!”
Person 2: “Yeah I really burned the garf on that one!
Person 1: yeah well don’t burn the garf again!

by professional garfer January 25, 2022

Burning turnips

A way of referring to the act of farting or passing gas.

When you catch a whiff of something stinky and suspect someone in your vicinity farted, casually say, "Who's burning turnips?"

by God Uses Autocorrect November 22, 2020

melissa burns

I very beautiful young lady who is very loyal.Melissa cares about her friends she is the most trustworthy person ever she is most likely to be the heather of the group.Melissa burns is perfect in every single way.She is loved by many people and is 100% the purest soul ever. Melissa can make everyone smile on a rainy day she is basically Aphrodite.

Melissa Burns is the best

by Ugly_Bitch2.0 December 6, 2020

Burning Errands

To deal with and finalize a mass of personal tasks or errands all at once, often last minute and rushed.

Sundays are perfect days for burning errands.

I have so many bills I need to pay! I've got to hurry and burn all my errands.

by Ziolord December 24, 2020

reverend burns

A fat twinkie eating monster

Dude that reverend burns guy is a fucking mess

by A real rat man myself January 7, 2021

Sperm Burn

When a guys sperm burns their partner's tongue because they had eaten so much spicy foods recently

I couldn't swallow last night, the sperm burn was so intense I spit it out right away

by The Obzerver April 16, 2021