felonious bone

A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.

Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!

by moosec May 5, 2009

buried bone syndrome

This condition exists when a guy suddenly contacts a woman from his past with whom he has had sex, usually because he isn't getting any at the time. Like a dog that buries a bone in order to come back to it, he considers his former lover as fertile ground.

Chick #1: Rick had the balls to call me for a date last night, even though he broke up with me last summer.

Chick #2: Sounds like a case of buried bone syndrome to me. Pathetic!

by Vagabond King January 23, 2010

Cuddle Bone

When the girl is reluctant to have sex with a guy but invites him to cuddle and they end up boning.

Jill told him that she just wanted to cuddle when they laid on the couch. But thirty minutes into Silver Linings Playbook they cuddle boned.

by HeyWhatsHisName March 14, 2014

short boned

When a midget and/or dwarf person dogs girl.

It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

long bone

When you are stretched out horizontally to the max.

Look at that cat! He is a long bone!

by Kpaine September 23, 2016

Quid Bone Bro

When you get your booty call to score you something you need.

She wanted to come over and bang but I was out of weed so I made her bring some, quid bone bro.

by mtnthc October 17, 2016

No-Bone

When one lacks an erection (typically males).

Woman: Why won't you make love to me?
Man: Sorry, gotta no-bone.

by That2metertitan July 9, 2017