Bam margera message board

International whorehouse.

"Dude, I went to the Bam margera message board for three days and RxCate gave me head!"

by Advil April 3, 2004

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Boaf

Fecal matter that measures 1 foot long.

"Dude, check out this 5 dollar footlong!"
"Holy shit man, that's a for sure boaf."

by Gary Busy February 19, 2010

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Log Board

A message board for fans of the metal band lamb of god where a bunch of fat sweaty long haired retards argue 24/7 and get nowhere

Log Board http://www.lamb-of-god.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=1

by bitchtits33342 October 10, 2008

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shrimp boating

The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.

Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!

by El Donko Puncho May 29, 2009

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Derogative terms used by surfers to denote kayakers attempting to surf/drown/maim in the ocean. If you thought stand up paddlers were bad, just wait till you have the same mass bearing down on you, with the addition of a bright fluoro color to show, that no matter what you do, whether you paddle away or duck dive, that you are fucked, and your next two weeks of pay is going on a replacement board rather than the (insert exotic surf destination of your choice). FUCK! I WAS GOING TO GO TO INDO!!!!

"Hi, I'd like to cancel my flight to Indonesia please" -You
"Ok, that'll cause you to lose your deposit, which is $400." -Airline representative
"Argghhhhh!" -You
"Can I enquire as to why you cancel your flight, perhaps I can arrange an alternative" -Airline representative
"Fucking Goat Boat" -You
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Telephone

by haha_you_dont_know_who_i_am May 12, 2010

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