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Badger Blood 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Mountain Dew Amp energy drink and whiskey. After consuming several of these, one gains a honey badger level of not giving a shit and an overall feeling of invincibility. Morning after side effects include but are not limited to: total memory loss, feeling as if a King Cobra had bitten your entire body over and over again, and stomach issues from consuming gross amounts of unknown foods that you would normally not eat. Orgin of the term comes from "bros" that consume the beverage and compared it to actually drinking the blood of a honey badger to gain the feeling of everyday honey badger life.
Bro 1: "Bro, what the hell happened last night?"

Bro 2: "What happened? You drank to much badger blood and decided to make out with Rick's girlfriend, buy shots for 15 random broads, fight a hawk in a farm field and then proceeded to consume 4 beefy crunch burritos while screaming at a wall."
Badger Blood by Ethon July 17, 2013

aye blood 

A greeting, said by blood gang members.
Chris: Aye bro you got some chocolate chip cookies??
Sean: AYE BLOOD, ITS BHOCOLATE BHIP BOOKIES BLOOD!
Chris: So you a blood now?
aye blood by Big Pop Rocka November 15, 2018

phantom blood 

Part 1 of the popular anime/manga series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, considered to be ranked poorly compared to the other parts, a dog gets cooked by a soon to be gay british vampire some point before or after kissing his foster brother's girlfriend in rapey kinda way while his friends watched, poisoned his dad to steal a stone mask with a bunch of spikes that pop out of it when you put blood on it
cooked a motherfucking dog

-Dio Brando «Phantom Blood
phantom blood by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 4, 2020

OG blood 

The blood line of 10 members in a certain group which cannot be found anywhere else as they are the original and also because of their uniqueness.
Look .. here comes the OG blood
OG blood by lizyn January 11, 2021

Virgin Princess' Blood 

Virgin Princess' Blood (VPB) is also known as printer ink.
Person #1: Can I print one incredibly important document on your printer?
Person #2: No. The ink for my my printer is too expensive as the ink costs more than the dueterium used in nuclear reactors. It's the most expensive liquid on earth.
Person #2: s/earth/universe/
Person #3: It would be more cost effective to use Virgin Princess' Blood, or distilled ambrosia
Virgin Princess' Blood by cppefnet September 14, 2010

Dick in the blood 

When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.
If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"