An experiential rite of passage for graduate students wherein the immersion into ancient, thermal, translucent seminal fluid filled Hungarian caverns transforms dissonant, quasi-intellectual brain cells into a hyper-aligned neural configuration, inducing a genius level information processing, multi-dimensional innovation & superior emotional agility.
{Ca 2005 - Budapest Hungary: Two ambitious MBA students, Jason Von Goggle & D Dog, guided by their professorial mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo enter a musty portal accompanied by European post cold war era techno music. As the moist, loin infused vaporlettes enveloped the 3 men, a wafting sense of purpose revealed itself as a voice, eminating from the waters edge resemblant of an Ancient Ottoman Angel, they heard the words (Hungarian accent), "Get into the cave bath...& explore my caverns." Perplexed, yet eager with confused anticipation, the 3 swam through the hybrid, geo-architectural labyrinth on a quest for wisdom, enlightenment & a surprise, grotesque coital engagement between consenting adults donning the minimum garments required, enough so to give a child mental scars but not risque enough to get arrested. Von Goggle & D Dog would soon emerge, cleansed, subtly violated & reinvigorated with the motivation of an ancient Greco Roman scholar, suited for battle, ontological debate & prepared to expose themselves, with confidence in a more revealing, modernized bathing outfit, like that of their mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo.
{Ca 2005 - Budapest Hungary: Two ambitious MBA students, Jason Von Goggle & D Dog, guided by their professorial mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo enter a musty portal accompanied by European post cold war era techno music. As the moist, loin infused vaporlettes enveloped the 3 men, a wafting sense of purpose revealed itself as a voice, eminating from the waters edge resemblant of an Ancient Ottoman Angel, they heard the words (Hungarian accent), "Get into the cave bath...& explore my caverns." Perplexed, yet eager with confused anticipation, the 3 swam through the hybrid, geo-architectural labyrinth on a quest for wisdom, enlightenment & a surprise, grotesque coital engagement between consenting adults donning the minimum garments required, enough so to give a child mental scars but not risque enough to get arrested. Von Goggle & D Dog would soon emerge, cleansed, subtly violated & reinvigorated with the motivation of an ancient Greco Roman scholar, suited for battle, ontological debate & prepared to expose themselves, with confidence in a more revealing, modernized bathing outfit, like that of their mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo.
1. "Jason, what is that shimmering oily film on top of the water? Is that supposed to be part of the 'Cave Bathing' experience?" Yes, D Dog, now quit looking at that hairy couple in a primordial carnal exchange, and dunk your sack in the Cave Bath.
2. {Professor Thongspeedo explains to Jason and D Dog} "Gentlemen, follow me down the corridor and immerse yourselves in the bountiful tonic that once permeated the flesh from the likes of the ancient Romans. Now, forget that you just saw a man clipping his toenails near the edge of the reservoir into the bath, and join me in the celebration of your transformation to noble scholars, courtesy of the 'Cave Bathing' experience."
2. {Professor Thongspeedo explains to Jason and D Dog} "Gentlemen, follow me down the corridor and immerse yourselves in the bountiful tonic that once permeated the flesh from the likes of the ancient Romans. Now, forget that you just saw a man clipping his toenails near the edge of the reservoir into the bath, and join me in the celebration of your transformation to noble scholars, courtesy of the 'Cave Bathing' experience."
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Rocksteady did a good job with this one, a perfect sequel, can’t say the same about many games like that but oof, even Arkham knight despite being brilliant barely measures up
Rocksteady did a good job with this one, a perfect sequel, can’t say the same about many games like that but oof, even Arkham knight despite being brilliant barely measures up
Batman arkham city is superior to Batman Arkham knight IN TERMS OF STORY, and gameplay even though Batman Arkham knight IS STILL INCREDible
if you’ve never played Batman Arkham city YOU ARE DOING YOURSELF A HUGE DISSERVICE!!! GO NOW AND PLAY IT !!!!!!
anytime marvel wants to compete with gaming, (spiderman ps4 is great DONT get me wrong) remember who laid the foundation for high quality superhero gaming; the Batman Arkham games
Preferably “batman arkham city”
Batman Arkham City, a modern day PlayStation masterpiece
Batman arkham city is how video games SHOULD BE MADE, it’s the gold standard that set example after example for superhero games and sequels in general
if you’ve never played Batman Arkham city YOU ARE DOING YOURSELF A HUGE DISSERVICE!!! GO NOW AND PLAY IT !!!!!!
anytime marvel wants to compete with gaming, (spiderman ps4 is great DONT get me wrong) remember who laid the foundation for high quality superhero gaming; the Batman Arkham games
Preferably “batman arkham city”
Batman Arkham City, a modern day PlayStation masterpiece
Batman arkham city is how video games SHOULD BE MADE, it’s the gold standard that set example after example for superhero games and sequels in general
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by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
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Nonetheless a FUN AND IMMERSIVE BATMAN EXPERIENCE
Highly recommend it!
Nonetheless a FUN AND IMMERSIVE BATMAN EXPERIENCE
Highly recommend it!
Arkham knight 9/10
Arkham city 10/10
Batman: Arkham knight IS THE DEFINITIVE BATMAN EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!
Arkham city 10/10
Batman: Arkham knight IS THE DEFINITIVE BATMAN EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!
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should’ve gotten his own solo movie (or a solo trilogy + prequel series) had it not been for WB incompetence, but oh well, fuck it, we still got his previous appearances albeit minimal
should’ve gotten his own solo movie (or a solo trilogy + prequel series) had it not been for WB incompetence, but oh well, fuck it, we still got his previous appearances albeit minimal
Batfleck is the perfect Batman and anyone who hates is in denial, sure Nolan Batman is iconic and phenomenal but BATFLECK IS PURE COMIC BOOK PERFECTION
Batfleck > battinson
Batfleck > battinson
by SlickSnacc February 9, 2022
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Originally released in 2016, critics and audiences weren’t ready for this masterpiece, the ultimate edition btw is the DEFINITIVE VERSION, the theatrical cut doesn’t do it much Justice. (Pun intended)
Batman and superman fight, blah blah ! Martha!!! But the movies great even though WB crammed the justice league setup and other useless junk in it.
All in all, great dc movie with flaws, yes but entertaining comic book flick nonetheless
Originally released in 2016, critics and audiences weren’t ready for this masterpiece, the ultimate edition btw is the DEFINITIVE VERSION, the theatrical cut doesn’t do it much Justice. (Pun intended)
Batman and superman fight, blah blah ! Martha!!! But the movies great even though WB crammed the justice league setup and other useless junk in it.
All in all, great dc movie with flaws, yes but entertaining comic book flick nonetheless
Batman v superman is a cult classic
Batman v superman aged like wine
Critics hate BVS because they expected a kid friendly mcu movie
zack snyder gave us man of steel and Batman v superman, followed by justice league
Batman v Superman is the follow up to man of steel rather than an “OFFICIAL” man of steel sequel
Batfleck killed it as batman!!!!!!!!
one of the most important dceu movies is Batman v superman
Batman v superman setup MOST OF THE DCEU
Guy 1: blah batman v Superman is lame, pure trash
Guy 2: get a load of this brainless tick, go watch your transformers and marvel comedies
Guy 1: whaaaaat?? *confused and lacking intelligence*
Random nerd: Batman v Superman is misunderstood
Random guy 2: I agree, Batman v Superman gets OVERHATED, there’s ALOT of good and awesomeness in that movie
**shakes hands**
Batman v superman
Batman v superman aged like wine
Critics hate BVS because they expected a kid friendly mcu movie
zack snyder gave us man of steel and Batman v superman, followed by justice league
Batman v Superman is the follow up to man of steel rather than an “OFFICIAL” man of steel sequel
Batfleck killed it as batman!!!!!!!!
one of the most important dceu movies is Batman v superman
Batman v superman setup MOST OF THE DCEU
Guy 1: blah batman v Superman is lame, pure trash
Guy 2: get a load of this brainless tick, go watch your transformers and marvel comedies
Guy 1: whaaaaat?? *confused and lacking intelligence*
Random nerd: Batman v Superman is misunderstood
Random guy 2: I agree, Batman v Superman gets OVERHATED, there’s ALOT of good and awesomeness in that movie
**shakes hands**
Batman v superman
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Batman v superman is the second installment in the dceu and perhaps the most important film that setup too much bs but nonetheless it was WB fault and Zack snyder is hardly to blame even if this magnificent film is flawed
Batman v superman is the second installment in the dceu and perhaps the most important film that setup too much bs but nonetheless it was WB fault and Zack snyder is hardly to blame even if this magnificent film is flawed
Batman v superman is legit a comic book masterpiece
Batman v superman, a misunderstood comic book movie gem
Batman v superman (2016)
Batman v superman, a misunderstood comic book movie gem
Batman v superman (2016)
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