Baked Bastard

Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.

"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014

bushes baked beans

When you cum on a girl who has a bush

Man. Guess what i did last night?

What?
I bushes baked beans a girl

by Andrewsium April 23, 2018

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

Bake

When a Q-anon or other conspirator creates meaning from secret numbers, letters, or other clues found on the internet.

He dropped his phone and it tweeted the letter M, so the apes baked a theory that he was secretly telling them to buy more Gamestop stock.

by banana quiet July 16, 2024

Alaskan Salmon Bake

When you are really drunk and you and the lass have a go but instead of going to the John she holds it in all night. Baking it slowly in her juices. Then in the morning before she goes to the John you eat the fishy smelling mixture out of her and spit some in her mouth so she can enjoy it.

Yeah Sally is a bit large but Damn she knows how to do an Alaskan Salmon Bake. We got blasted and passed out and in the morning she woke me up to eat it

by Eagle80 September 3, 2025

half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

Advanced Shake n' Bake

A way of making Dextroamphetamine (Speed). You put 100ml 70% ethylamine solution, Coleman's Premium Camp Fuel 14oz, 1/4 cup Sodium Hydroxide, 1/2 cup Ammonium Nitrate, Phenylpropanolamine HCl 2.4g, Lithium metal from batteries, soda stream bottle or something, shake n' bake, and burp it. You got to wear a gas mask. It's an explosion hazard. The advanced part is the Ethylamine liquid allowing for an easier reaction with less pressure. Li(NH3)4 and Li(CH3CH2NH2)4 system. But it's still an explosion hazard. HCl acid is needed. Just enjoy Nature's Ritalin or something. Khat is cool. Advanced Shake n' bake is a modified Birch Reduction.

Dave: I Advanced Shake n' Bake Phenylpropanolamine to get Speed. Yes Dextroamphetamine.

by CognitiveFuel September 16, 2024