lag attack

A sudden, paralyzing attack of laziness.

Dude, I was gonna take the trash, but then I had a lag attack. Now the goddamn house is filled with stog flys.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

Yak attack

Is a unique experience combining music with small sided soccer.

I had a bitchin time at the Yak Attack this year!

by Sir Bouncealot September 13, 2005

shark attack

The process by which a menstruating female neglects to flush a used tampon, leaving it to steep in stagnant toilet water, thus creating a violent swirl of blood upon the next flushing. The succeeding flushing is typically performed by a frustrated male counterpart.

After one too many shark attacks, the husband filed for divorce.

by throughcelluloid July 10, 2009

Mac Attack

The sudden urge for Apple products. Extreme jealousy of people who have the Apple products you desire.

Mary: Have you been to the new Apple store?
Molly: Yeah. It gave me some serious Mac Attacks. I wanted everything in there! I was so jealous.

by dum2u November 26, 2009

whack attack

Another use of "whack attack" is the act of masturbathing multiple times without taking a break to relax or recharge. After the orgasm, one must sustain an erection and achieve another orgasm for it to be considered a whack attack.

Also, the word whack attack can be used to describe someone/thing that would cause someone to hace a whack attack.

Every time my roommate goes home for the weekend, I have a massive whack attack

That girl is really hot, she makes me want to hav e a whack attack

by Deepy April 30, 2006

Attack helicopter

When you put your dick in that wet puss puss and spin around like helicopter blades

“Oh my god attack helicopter me Harry” said Kadie

by BrickWall74 July 21, 2019

attack on titan is doodoo

when an overrated anime gains a little too much attention

Jimmy: tryna watch aot

Intellectual individual: attack on titan is doodoo. Lets watch some peak piece instead

Jimmy surprised by his friends extremely large intellect: Ok!

by Peak Piece Enthusiast February 1, 2022