The Star Advertiser

1) A newspaper in Hawaii

2) After having buttsex, press your ass against the window and shart.

1) "Dude, the Star Advertiser sucks asscrack. Dont buy it."

2) "Man, some Iolani people were going at it yesterday. I saw some wrinkly old ass do a Star Advertiser!"

by Urban Iolani November 20, 2010

a word of advice

1. don't pick up the phone, you know he's only calling cuz he's drunk and alone
2. don't let him in, you'll hafta kick him out again
3. don't be his friend, you know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you're under him, you ain't getting over him
I got new rules I got new rules

So you broke up with your boyfriend ? Let me give you a word of advice

by Veggies 2k18 March 13, 2018

Advika

Short, dumb and bald people. they are known as advika if they are all 3 (short dumb and bald). they care for their friends and they are very sweet. they like to pet dogs and eat cheesecake. they eat very slow and get bullied about it all the time.

Person 1:omg theyre such an advika
person 2: they may be bald and short but theyre not dumb so theyre not an advika

by mitrabroski February 3, 2022

advanced English teacher

A teacher that will gleefully give you an A ++++++++++ FOREVER! If you say symbolism and/or society in a class discussion. It also helps to act like you give a care.

teacher: Tell us about this book....DANNY!
Danny: Well it has to do with symbolysim and uh, society.
teacher: It sounds like you give a care.
Danny: Oh I do, I do!
teacher: GLORIOUS! A++++++++++ FOREVER!

by Danny Peterson January 12, 2004

Sonic Adventure Battle 2

A fun game that induces vomitting, diarrhea, and other embarrasing bowel movements.

After playing "Sonic Adventure Battle 2", he puked, pooped, and peed...all at once

by deep-toot December 26, 2013

advised

Getting savagely drunk.

I proceeded to get advised as soon as we entered the bar.

by DC May 13, 2005

adverted

An ad or commercial that is perverted

did you see that "adverted" for that magazine ?
yes! that girl was pretty much naked

by kaypae November 15, 2007