Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.
Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

The process of using your thumbs to message someone via text, IM, etc.
Much like texting someone but the action can be included in activities involving internet on a computer and a full sized keyboard.
Much like texting someone but the action can be included in activities involving internet on a computer and a full sized keyboard.
I sent you a message on the computer last night but yuo logged off without reading it so i thumb-buttoned you instead.
John was cyber-thumb-buttoning Heather last night. He told me they thumb-buttioned for hours.
John was cyber-thumb-buttoning Heather last night. He told me they thumb-buttioned for hours.
by Yosemishu March 8, 2009

Every time I look at that unlabeled poverty button on my dash, I'm reminded of the heated seats I couldn't afford.
by Durt McGurt November 13, 2023

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by casper_thegirl January 31, 2022

A clitoris
by The CottonFuckr’s Master May 14, 2018
