hitler

my stupid grandma

she sucks. so does adolf hitler

by boreddictionaryx September 6, 2017

Hitler's Lawnmower

The act of inserting a length of barbed wire into the rectum of another human with the aid of a PVC pipe, before aggressively removing the barbed wire as if the person is a stubborn lawnmower.

The filthy bastard hit him with Hitler's lawnmower

by Morris Lester January 30, 2025

Hitler resistance weatherman

The weatherman that gives you the impression there's a firing squad in the room with him, and that they're there to kill him, not fire him.

The Hitler resistance weatherman gave an almost Valkyrie caliber performance the way he kept readjusting himself, you would think the cameraman and a couple other guys were about to take aim and fire. The only thing missing was the guy wasn't as emotional as the actor in Valkyrie, that made the difference between him and Valkyrie.

by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021

Adolf Hitler

The most kind and loving man to have ever lived, surely he could NEVER have done anything wrong

Adolf Hitler is so incredibly hot, upon seeing him I immediately started gulping bottles of prime zestfest

by 🇺🇦🤮 May 22, 2023

Adolf Hitler

A frustrated Austrian painter who eradicated thy opps by matter of genocide. As known, Adolf was a hardcore blood, so when he found out about the blue in the israel flag, he was forced to unleash warfare against his crippin opps. Adolf slid for von, unleashing anger in the crips of israel and they dissed his kicks and said his Jordan's were fake, to which hitler shot them all. Hitler, also known as hoodler is famous on oblock and even has a statue in his name there.

Crippin Jew- "Aye whatchu doin on my block whiteboy negative melanin sour cream lookin ass?"
Hitler- "Ich denke, es wäre das Beste für dich, mein Territorium zu verlassen, du Idiot. Ich werde die Kraft meines Schnurrbartes auf Ihre gesamte Blutlinie entfesseln. Du solltest gehen, bevor ich dich mit meiner Waffe treffe, sonst hättest du mir keine andere Wahl gelassen, als deine Religion auszurotten."
Crippin Jew-"Fuck you say to me whiteboy ass?"
Adolf Hitler- "Sei weg, ein übles Wesen"

by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) February 28, 2024

It's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here.

When you are in an environment that makes sweat because you are so hot.

"Man it's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here."

by HiTler_HimSelf March 2, 2020

hitler pig

Another nickname of the Chief Caucasian Terrorist of America who has a penchant for Adolf Hitler.

Hitler Pig was sleepy in his first criminal trial.

by SchlongPatrickHannity April 28, 2024