Chris Briar

A synonym for the word "Persevere" ONLY to be used in an enlgish class.

" Guys we will Chris briar through this assignment!"

by BabyMothe1st November 4, 2025

Chris Campbell

When you take out someone on a racetrack

Omg he just Chris Campbelled him into t3

by Chriscampbell November 4, 2025

Chris Hoakins

A mythical creature known to frequent disbanded PlayStation party chats and overgrown lawns. He spends most of his days trimming hedges or ranking up on battlefield 6. Many believe he is here to protect and serve the people of Pittsburgh while many others disagree. One thing is for certain, Two things are for sure, People are asking if Chris is back… Yeah… I think Chris is back.

Person 1: Yo, did you guys see Chris Hoakins just got online?
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.

(ChrisHoakins has joined the party)
Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.

by RDESlick November 5, 2025

Chris

A knobhead who hates pink footballs.

For Christmas we got Chris a pink football just to wind him up—he took one dramatic pause, muttered ‘absolutely not,’ and tried to volley it over the neighbours fence.

by nikmister December 10, 2025

Chris cross

A big cocked white man

She got a good dicking from Chris cross

by Rocheman4280 December 27, 2025

Spase Chris

Caters endlessly to everyone in perpetual attempt to receive social approval while refusing deem showering as a viable option.

Make me some popcorn spase chris.

by MexiRyan22 February 21, 2011

Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig September 23, 2011