your mum on toast

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"

- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"

your mum on toast by Phinycs November 2, 2005

your mom 

a cut down used when one person realizes that they have been cut down and dont have anythig good to say.

smart: hey dude why dont you go to the doctor and ask him to find a ghostly outline of where your balls used to be and have him put some new ones on

retard: oh yeah well..... YOUR MOM

your mom by cumshot22 April 15, 2003

your world 

expression used during a basketball game to mean 'do your thing'

Person A passes ahead to person B who has been on fire all game and says "your world"

your world by aesaes March 24, 2008

Your Nan 

A joke like Yo Mama, expect fitted around to mainly suit the English people, meaning Your (correct grammar) and Nan which is commonly used by the Brits/English community. Originated from an Asian (brown) who just randomly said it to someone. Can be used as a substitute for the more meaner 'Yo Mama'. As you can tell from the grammar, this was written by a Brit.

Person 1: Yo Mama's so wrinkly her tits fall to the floor.
Person 2: Duuuudddee
Person 1: Oh right, sorry. Your Nan's so wrinkly her tits fall to the floor.
Person 2: Betterrr

Boy 1: OI! I did your Nan last night!
Boy 2: My Nan's dead...
Boy 1: She wasn't last night!

Your Nan by yxeshctib November 29, 2013

Your Team

It's the end of the world and you and your friends are opponents. Only one of you can survive. You have to pick teams for your survival. The only problem is you can only put people on your opponents team. Basically, you pick the worst people you could possibly find and put them on your opponents team.

Guy with the velvet pants, no shirt, and a cowboy hat... Your Team.

Your Team by yourteammaster June 29, 2011

Your Mom Goes To Collage 

An insult regarding the artistic ability of a person's female parent, especially in regards to the cutting-up and re-gluing of pictures from magazines.

Found especially among students of Graphic or Interior Design, as no one else cares (or knows) about the artistic abilities of their mother.

This insult is perhaps a parody of misspelling/mispronunciation of Kip Dynamite's crushing yet witty line your mom goes to college.

Graphic Design Student: You wouldn't know an "Interior" if it were labled--in chartreuse!
Interior Design Student: Oh, yeah? You call *that* "graphic design"? I made better collages than that when I was three!
Graphic Design Student: Your mom goes to collage.
Interior Design Student: *runs away crying*

Your Mom Goes To Collage by Lady Chevalier July 18, 2005

your flag is my toilet paper 

No matter who you are or where you are in the world,

your flag is my toilet paper

your flag is my toilet paper by I hate you all June 29, 2004