Pussy Weasel

A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.

Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.

by Duckdog39 October 18, 2019

Cock weasel

A wanna-be Eskimo bro. “Mr. Steal Your Girl”

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!

by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019

cock weasel

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.

That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.

by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020

Chicken weasel

Basically a way of calling someone a double wimp. They’re a chicken and a small inferior weasel, they’re a chicken weasel and they’re a coward.

Girl one: gosh I’m to scared I don’t think I do it.
Girl two: gosh don’t be such a chicken weasel.

by Chicken weasel February 28, 2020

peace-weaver

A peace-weaver is someone who tries to make peace and keep peace with somebody.

Mean Girl: "How do you not hate me yet?"
The Peace-Weaver: "Well i am a peace-weaver, I like to make peace with people, even if they're mean, and keep the peace. So have a great day!

by ihateurfriendsandtheyhatemetoo April 27, 2020

Cock weasel

A guy that nuts in you and tries to be sneaky about it or guy that notoriously gets women pregnant.

That little cock weasel thought he was going to be slick and nut in me

by Whyme92 June 24, 2020

dick wearer

A cishet man who's annoying or problematic, and sexist.

Chad: "women overreact with their periods."
Elle: "nobody asked for a dick wearer's opinion."

by MajestyOfFandom July 29, 2020