River North Mini Van

Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.

My goomah put the kids in the River North Mini Van and hauled them to the East Bank Club.

by Jgwosu April 21, 2019

dingle van

A dingle van is a very scruffy van that shitters live in it’s not nice looking at it smells and looks like shit

Oh look it’s the dingles living in a dingle van

by Wonky April 28, 2019

Reversed van Gogh

When you go in for a hug with the intent of saying goodbye, forcefully pressing your warm ear against the ear of the other individual. The gesture on itself is as manly as it is awkward, especially when the Reversed van Gogh'er is bearded up.

"Yo, when John-John left the party he completely Van Gogh'ed my #ss".

"I can still feel the brush of his stubble on my cheek from the time Franky Reversed van Gogh'ed me".

by Johnnie Toto March 24, 2019

Stimple-van-Whimple

An insult directed to someone who’s head looks like a sharpened pencil

“Wow, look at Mr Stimple-van-Whimple over there!”

by Big SHaq The Third March 25, 2019

Nathan Van Veen

A savage at bmx street and is is a short guy

“Nathan Van Veen”

“A savage at bmx street and is is a short guy”

by The bloody tomatoes March 30, 2019

Van boy

Someone who radiates small dick energy to be honest.

Omg he's such a van boy

by Caitlin__newell April 17, 2019

Van

Van is a deep guy, very interested in learning about the world around him. He can confidently say “I am not an apple” in polish, and can even make an origami crane.

Van is a quality guy.

by BigDaddyBrandon June 6, 2019