Unicorn-dog

A dildo or other falice style sex toy placed on a stick, dipped in cornbread batter and fried until golden brown, and strapped to the head of one or more sex partners. The contraption is used to pleasure one both sexually and nutritionally. The cornbread coating provides a soft coating to the rigid toy, best used in group doggy-style orgies.

Man, we enjoyed the fuck out of a unicorn-dog last night. We fried that thing seven times.

by Rainbows&Dildos April 13, 2020

unicorn farmer

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.

I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021

unicorn oral sex

when a guy puts a strap-on on his forehead and licks your cunt while he fucks your cunt with the strap-on

God, did he give great unicorn oral sex or what

by Mejan Panties November 17, 2021

unicode man

well, unicode man is me, i made this, i am unicode man, why? because why not

look its unicode man

by U-2800 May 7, 2022

unicorn sugar queen

my true love and the baddie queen

1: omg ximena is alexis unicorn sugar queen
2: oh i’m so happy for them

by queen sugar unicorn June 10, 2023

Butta Unicorn

Is What You Would Call Some Who Is Whack or Shameful.

If you think LeBron is the next Michael Jordan, Go Head Butta Unicorn

by @JiffyManJeff June 24, 2011

Screaming Unicorn

When you and your significant other are in the 69 position, whilst you are on the bottom position licking her out, she takes a solid dump on your forehead

"Charmaine took a solid dump on my head while I was tounge punching her meat curtains, as I let out a yelp I realised I look like a Screaming Unicorn"

by Screaming Unicorn December 17, 2016