Ubercurity

It’s when old people who collect social security call and Uber, because they are too old to drive.

I gotta call an ubercurity for my grandma because I don’t trust her to drive anymore.

by ADHDMom May 22, 2018

über modella

Super Model in Dutch

I am a ÜBER MODELLA.

by tce797 June 14, 2018

Über

A measurement of distance based on whether you should uber there or not.

That bar is über close so let's just take an uber. The game is über far so it'd cost too much to take an uber there.

by CaptianMimosa August 23, 2018

Uber tug

When the girl is driving and can't give you road head she has to tug you instead.

Baby I know you are driving and can't give me some road head. How about a uber tug???

by Big berry 1 September 7, 2018

Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.

I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.

by NycPas November 9, 2018

Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.

I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.

by NycPas November 9, 2018

Uber

Peewee's favorite thing to consume, well strippers and uber are his favorite, anyways the definition of Uber is Coke, Cocaine, Yayo, blow, snow, white, powder, dust, flake, cola, bump, line, etc.

Mr. Peewee once quoted "FYI my bday is tomorrow 🤷🏽 ♂️🤷🏽 ♂️ not saying I want gifts 🎁 but u guys know what I like 😂😂 " "UBER, and lapdances, oh and chinitas"

Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"

Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"

Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"

Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.

by Mr. Rogus December 14, 2018