uber the jet

When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.

Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"

Person: "Nah."

Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."

by animaee September 8, 2019

Uber Dictionary

People, especially literal fish and gingers who have the attention span and memory of a gold fish, who forgot how to spell "Urban Dictionary." While usually caused by mistake, it's not surprising if you were wondering why you couldn't get to this website because of this, congratulations.

"Dude, what's that one website? Uber Dictionary?"

"Dude I've been googling Uber Dictionary for half an hour now I can't find it."

by Mr. MARIJUANA PEPSI October 17, 2019

Uber Khan

Two guinea pigs in a trench coat.

My piggies have become Uber Khan. They were out last night again...

by Nigrump December 22, 2019

UberBeats

When you order an Uber only to have the driver give you a handjob.

Johnny: Fuck I'm horny. I need to nut, so i'll call an UberBeats.
Lyvia: So I'm not good enough for you huh...

by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

uberfriend

The one friend that plans and organizes everything in the group.

Cara is such and uberfriend, if it weren't for her we wouldn't see each other that often.

by Drogbartsch February 14, 2020

Uberbutt

The butt you get when you stop going on the bus, subway or walking anymore and start only using Uber. A flatter, comfier seat, sure, but... Uberbutt.

We used to all be about Terry's fantastic ass, but now, he's never on the bus anymore and it looks like he's got Uberbutt.

by Sawpoet March 12, 2020

ubercast

When Uber sends the same message to several people at the same time. Similar to a public broadcast message except no one else knows its happening until everyone tries to fix the same issue.

I already reached out to Cody to fix the bug, we did not need an ubercast this morning.

by ThatGuy98524 March 31, 2020