Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017

the log train

The penis, when on bottom.

My wife came home to jump on and ride the log train!

by Titan49 January 3, 2018

Riding the pumpkin Train

When someone takes the top of the pumpkin (aka vine, handle) and inserts it in their rectum while having sex with the face of a carved pumpkin.

I feel like riding the pumpkin train.

by CelticMonk October 13, 2018

Australian Speed Train

When one uses their penis to help insert ecstasy into another's anus.

My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the old Australian Speed Train

by Mr. Appetite November 28, 2018

reverse paradox anal train

an accumulation of many people of every race all connected anally like a big ass train

-Aw dude, we got super drunk at my grandmas funeral and it ended up with a big reverse paradox anal train

-Damn! Wish I was there.

by gay paradox December 24, 2018

Scotty-no-trains

Someone who is great at counting and is smart, but has no trains in Mexican dominoes.

"Oh no, Scott can't play. He has no trains. Looks like this guy is a Scotty-no-trains amiright"

by Sofa King Nastie June 5, 2020

Kissed a freight train

An extreme way to say that something hurt

Dude 1: bro are you okay
Dude 2: nah bro it feels like i kissed a freight train

by Kermitties March 31, 2020