Toe Virginity

When you have yet to interlock your toes with another individual.

Laddie and I interlocked our toes last night so I guess we don't have our toe virginity anymore. Oh well, our purity score only went down one point.

by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021

Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate

The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

Cons-toe-pated

What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS

The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

Camel-toe

To graciously transition the conversation to a new topic based on a word or phrase in the current conversation. As opposed to the piggyback, camel-toe can be additive and translational.

Ferdinand: I really don't enjoy soaking my hands in water, especially washing dishes. It makes my hands all shriveled up.
Sally: To camel-toe off of that, do y'all know what soaking means?

by periodpapi February 10, 2022

toe nail clippers

A very sharp tool that has a 58.79% chance to cut off part of your toe and possibly giving you foot fungus.

My toe nails are so long but I don’t want use toe nail clippers to cut a part of my toe off.

by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022

Toe wrestle

Like a thumb wrestle but you take of your shoes (possibly socks) and put your best foot on each others and try to be on top

“Sam, let’s toe wrestle”
“Yes I’m pro at it”

by Floorboard2 February 25, 2022

Toe Sucker

Mia.

Person 1: Do you see that toe sucker sucking toes in class!?!??!?!
Person 2: She's definitely Mia!

by joooooooooooooob March 2, 2022