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Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
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Moose Lips

Moose Lips is a term used to describe the size of a black person's lips.
Tyrone can really gobble down watermelon fast with the help of his big moose lips.
by Ieatnutz February 2, 2025
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Master Moose

Given to the highest rank of a person nicknamed Moose. This person is a great man in every way whether it’s sports, comedy or in the bedroom. It takes years to achieve the status of a Master Moose. Master Moose is typically a nickname for someone named Mustafah.
Hes been trying to hard to be a Master Moose. Maybe it’s because his name doesn’t have an H at the end!
by mosesmalone2424 November 23, 2021
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Moosed

Synonym friendly fire , moosing, when you accidentally murder squad mate .
Eddie didn't see recognize me and moosed me in the head with a 308
by Dayzbro June 11, 2024
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Moose Knuckle

A Moose Knuckle can be defined as the big brother of the camel toe. It is a set of pussy lips that are extra long and meaty. Usually found on a skanky pussy that is blown out due to excessive use. Most likely to belong to the town whore. Moose Knuckles generally like to eat yoga pants.
Whoa ! To hell with a camel toe, that hoe is sporting a Moose Knuckle.
by hawke4me July 16, 2024
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Siberian moose knuckle

the act of sticking your middle finger knuckle into the anus while jamming it around and looking for gold
Yo dude, i just got the craziest Siberian moose knuckle ever
by Jonathan toews 19 April 13, 2025
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Moose fuck

Where you fuck someone’s face so hard it gets morphed into the shape of a moose head, and then you cum so hard it shoots out there a lil land crystallizes into antlers
“I moose fucked sara so hard
by PuppyThatNuts May 9, 2025
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