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takedown whore

a wrestler who has a new takedown every week.
Last week you said your favorite move was a swing single, now it's a high crotch. You're a takedown whore.
by isdfkluernc February 7, 2013
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tard

That piece of shit sure cleans up well. What a tard.
by kraygal February 9, 2014
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tard gene

The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.
Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.
by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021
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Spunk taped

When you cum on a magazine preferably a porn magazine and you can't open it up because the cum has sealed it.
When I saw Jenna Jameson in Playboy I cummed all over the magazine and when I came back a week later I couldn't open it because it was spunk taped.
by Crunk Magnum May 15, 2009
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Van-Tard

The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.
Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard
by 1upChuka July 7, 2009
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H-Tard

abrevieation of a Holi-Tard
"hey bro, your cuz is an H-Tard he don't even deserve for me to call him a 'Holi-Tard' he was dissen Rudolpg and The man in the big red suit with the white beard you know like zztops' dudes' beards A"
by grzly December 23, 2009
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Damnit Taed

The phrase "Damnit Taed" is used in a representation of anger or distress. It comes from the root word of "Taed", as in the name.
Person A: "Yo dude, don't break that vase or my Dad will beat me."

Person B: "Woops, too late. Sorry bro."

Person A: "Damnit Taed!"
by Parker&Ali December 28, 2009
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