[spongebob squarepants]

A retarded yellow sponge that is most likely homosexual. The network "nickelodeon" started running the show when it sold out and started airing programs meant to keep small kids between the ages of 4-10 busy.

steve: I wanted to tear my eyes out. My 7-year-old cousin was watching spongebob squarepants when i came home.

joe: That's rough, man. I feel bad for you.

by dublincatfish June 25, 2008

splooge-toot

farting after someone ejaculates inside your anus; causing splooge to shoot out.

That splooge-toot sprayed all the way across the room.

by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010

sponge

From "sponge bath" females in the Caribbean are expected to clean their privates before going to bed. Regardless of the circumstances--even when there is a hurricane, or some other natural disaster. It is expected that, although she does not have indoor plumbing, she must make provision for that obligatory "sponge"--such as collecting rain water.

Girls are trained very early on how to sponge. The focus is speed and efficiency. As a rite of passage are given their very own decorative plastic basins and are shown how to "sponge".

"Time to go and sponge, Mary."

"What happen-- you not sponging tonight? It's six o'clock..."

"You know I hear dat dese nasty women from England doe sponge?"

by setitstrate November 5, 2011

Spongebobbed

(Adj.) riddled full of bullet holes

That bitch was talkin' mad shit, so I pulled out my nine and Spongebobbed his ass.

by el cartio August 13, 2012

Splooge Wizard

A wizard that specializes in sploogery spells and potions.

Gandalf the Gray transformed into a splooge wizard when became Gandalf the white.

by Kyle Metcalf from H-Town November 22, 2013

Sponge Girl

When a girl is so useless at sex its like fucking a sponge, you only get out what you put in.

Guy 1: Oh I heard you got laid last night?

Guy 2: Hardly, no effort on her part...

Guy 1: Shit dude, another Sponge Girl.

by Mack Joxon June 19, 2014

Sponge

One who is able to absorb bullshit and will try to spread it on to others. Also is the definition of gay.

That kid is the biggest sponge!

by The Tater tot slayer February 16, 2015