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spritzed 

A synonym for being absolutely hammered, plastered, wasted, wrecked, pissed (UK), or just plain ol' drunk.
Henry is having a rough morning because he got absolutely spritzed last night.
spritzed by snburnett November 5, 2017
When a fart peppers your underwear like shotgun blast
Oops i may have made a spritzy
Spritzy by Paul Merr November 5, 2018
Two word spicy water
Sprite is literally spicy water Especially the McDonalds kind
Sprite by Kim jong shlong October 31, 2019

Sprite cranberry 

This means one of your bestfriends will be addicted to this and you won't be able to take it from them and they will not share with you ever.
your bestfriend:GIVE ME THAT FUCKING SPRITE CRANBERRY BITCH

Sprite Cult 

Join the SPRITE CULT, it is better than the coke cult 😩😮 💨 (no hate)
Join the sprite cult 😍🤌
Sprite Cult by chuusgaybestie July 24, 2021
that cringe soda that everyone drinks in america
American: cola is better
American2: no, pepsi is best
American3: you both are wrong sprite
American: die
American2: die2
American3: die3
sprite by Ethastum January 18, 2022