High Speed Dude

The most ballingest of all WARRIORS. Born from the seed of Billy Mays and forged in the fires of battle.

Cadet1: "Woah, did you see High Speed Dude just leap over the FOB?"
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."

by WarriorOracle December 3, 2009

Speed Bag the Pickle

The act of male masterbation

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Over the speed limit

When someone does something overly crazy, or in a way that is unbecoming of a normal functioning adult human being.

"Did you see Kevin raging over League of Legends? He's really over the speed limit."

by SteviePepperoni May 13, 2025

Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Shop Speed Festival

A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.

I saw on a flier that there’s an shop speed festival somewhere in town. Wanna join?

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

speed eater

Someone who eates pussy after getting high in methamphetamine.

"The only reason I'm with the guy is because he's the best speed eater I've ever seen! I was raw for weeks!"

by JahRoo May 22, 2023

Speed Racer

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.

Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.

by The Amazing Speed Racist October 16, 2018