self image 

Elf Age

It Is Truly My Age In Elf years

self image by Sean Gates May 14, 2003

Self Conceided Prick

Someone who puts a song on an album describing his emotion for a girl which emphasizes how great he is.

Man 1: Put songs on that album that are about her and how you feel towards her, you know?

Man 2: Oh. So like the song "Lucky You"?

Man: Wow. You Self Conceided Prick!

Self Conceided Prick by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

self-centered 

jason dunn, see Jason Dunn

P1: "What does self-centered mean dude?"
P2: "Jason Dunn...you didn't know that?"
P1: "Oh yeah, that faggot...damn"
P2: "Yeah dude, he's gay..small shlong too."

self-centered by mikey October 9, 2004

self racist 

when yourself makes fun of your own race

The janitor was a self racist janitor

self racist by dsv182 March 24, 2015

self shot 

The unfortunate event of jizzing in your own eye when you are masturbating

James: Man, last night was weird
Andrew: How so?
James: I was whacking off and i shot myself in the eye...
Andrew: ...So you self shot...?
James: ...Yea...
Andrew: ...
James: ...
Andrew: ...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Andrew goes and tells all of James' firends)

self shot by Bob (no, i don't self shoot) April 27, 2006

self-invented 

An invention by you, when you are not sure if it has already been invented.

Used to indicate something is your invention, but you think it may have already been invented.

You invent an artistic style on your own and give it a name, without knowing that the style already existed under a different name.

"This sculpture was painted using my self-invented style 'auto-hand.'"

self-invented by ginyudance May 16, 2012

self service 

To take care of oneselfs sexual urges

Mum sees son in room

Mum: how.cold you self service in my house

self service by ohdear9762 December 23, 2013